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Hey, ho. Stuff is on the radio this weekend: http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/livemusic/default.htm
I might stay up to listen to Mars Volta tonight, for prog-hardcore wannabe zeppelin fun. I might not. Who can say?


"Empress Wu Hu, who ruled during the great T'ang Dynasty (700-900 C.E.), created a peculiar sexual custom designed symbolically to elevate the female and humble the male... Consequently, all government officials and visiting dignitaries were obliged by royal decree to pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her. Old paintings depict the beautiful empress standing and holding her ornate robe open, while a high official or kuan is shown kneeling humbly before her and lavishly applying his lips and tongue to her protruding clitoris."
-The Cradle of Erotica (I actually lifted the quote from Andrew's copy of The Encyclopaedia of Unusual Sex Practices).