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This library keyboard will not pull out far enough for me to put it on my lap. Are there more keyboards than people in this country? Would it be better if people were keyboards? We are all constantly frustrated by the physicality of tools. We are impatient, we want to think it and it will be done. Learning skills wastes time. We don't want to learn, we want to know everything. We DO know everything. We heard about it. We know about vaccinations and conspiracies and the truth about 9/11 and the history of psychology. SHUTUP, YOU don't know about the HISTORY OF PSYCHOLOGY! I KNOW ABOUT THE HISTORY OF PSYCHOLOGY! Tell us more, you are clearly a well-balanced individual. Well, Tom, as you know, I am famous and you should listen to me. You may have heard conflicting "facts" from journalists, scholars, historians, but let me ask you this: do any of those so-called "experts" have haircuts as nice as mine? Do they? And how many films have they been in? Oh sure, that guy over there says he is a "doctor", but when it came time to pay someone umpty million dollars to play a doctor in a film, was it him they called? I don't think so.

So, apparently that is too long for a facebook status update. Whatevs, man.