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Get tractored.
Sep. 24th, 2008 02:16 amDoubtless I am missing something, but how does “to plough” make any sense as a euphemism for the sexual act? Do people ever expand on the metaphor? “Oh yeah I totally put furrows in all of her dirt last night. Cleaned all the snow off her driveway. Aww yeah.”
Even when you take into consideration that few people mention farm machinery when they whisper sweet nothings in their true love’s ear, and that the phrase only has common use in the particularly stupid context of hyper-masculine conversation, i.e. blokey Blokes trying hard to convince other blokey blokes they aren’t gay, and doing so by pretending women are a different species, it is still amongst the most nonsensical phrases of its ilk.
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Anyway, I now have a ticket to Estonia. I will then be going on a very quick jaunt around Europe and doing a stint in the U.S. It’s pretty exciting. And slightly scary.
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Also, I just saw The Tender Hook, and it was some surprisingly good noir.
Even when you take into consideration that few people mention farm machinery when they whisper sweet nothings in their true love’s ear, and that the phrase only has common use in the particularly stupid context of hyper-masculine conversation, i.e. blokey Blokes trying hard to convince other blokey blokes they aren’t gay, and doing so by pretending women are a different species, it is still amongst the most nonsensical phrases of its ilk.
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Anyway, I now have a ticket to Estonia. I will then be going on a very quick jaunt around Europe and doing a stint in the U.S. It’s pretty exciting. And slightly scary.
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Also, I just saw The Tender Hook, and it was some surprisingly good noir.
